Sunday, June 15, 2008

Avoiding Bras

Bras in any season are oppressive. Bras in the summer should be downright illegal for being hazardous to your health.

I avoid them at all costs; never wear one at home and wear big t-shirts or shirts with little strapped shirts instead of bras when i go into work. I only have two that I like anyway. I hate underwires and prefer training-like bras. I am not hugely endowed, so that makes it easy.

Why wasn't I alive earlier in the century so I could have joined in the bra burnings of the 70's. I hadn't hit puberty yet. Alas, I miss all the good stuff.

Maybe I should go into Victoria's Secret and buy a couple really nice bras. Then I might not want to avoid them so much.

Or they could invent one that was more damn comfortable, or I could lose weight. But that's the first place I lose it, so I'm not keen on that idea.

Bras and boobs on a Sunday evening. How's that for random?

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