Sing it like Warren Zevon....
Lawyers: I need a high powered lawyer experienced in the First Amendment if I'm gonna take on THE MAN.
Guns: Last night, Perry, my brother-in-law, decided to shoot a bird in the back of the head for no good reason. Earlier that day, my mother sent me an email with a bunch of scare tactics about gun control. Good thing the average citizen can have a gun to shoot innocent wildlife.
Money: We are officially out of money from the insurance company. I have successfully spent every last dime from the comfort of my own home. Click the button and the UPS man miraculously shows up within a few days.
So that's the update, except for the part I am really getting excited about: the part where I get my own author's paradise office above the garage...I already have it decorated in my mind with celestial themed knick-knacks and bean bag chairs and sheets hanging from the ceiling. THIS will be where I create my future. I love public education, but I think my days are numbered simply because I am too "out there."
At least I don't murder innocent things for sport. I got THAT going for me.
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