Twitter and Plurk

Remember product placement? Well, here's a blogspot commercial for twitter and plurk: introducing facebook/myspace statuses on STEROIDS!

I like to think I'm better than the average bear at coming up with interesting plurks/tweets/statuses. Most people put "going to bed now" or "is going to take a dump now" (not really, cuz THAT would be interesting) but I have much more creative entries. You see, if I update my plurk, it automatically updates my twitter and facebook, so I like to look at it as multi-tasking.

Here is a listing of my most recent tweets:

1. wonders if AJ is better today... http://plurk.com/p/sq18fabout 1 hour ago from web
2. shares http://tinyurl.com/6nhbdt (Photos That Changed The World) http://plurk.com/p/spzhdabout 1 hour ago from web
3. happily greets the weekend...in spite of her slower than hell home-builder. http://plurk.com/p/sn1vcabout 12 hours ago from web
4. dances the Friday dance. If only she were in her own home, life would be purrrrrfect. http://plurk.com/p/sjv176:21 AM May 8th from web
5. shares Susan Boyle's I dreamed a dream song, can't get it out of my head: http://tinyurl.com/c49rgl http://plurk.com/p/sfi164:35 PM May 7th from web
6. hates very little: green peppers and judgmental people is about it. http://plurk.com/p/scbz76:14 AM May 7th from web
7. is on a date wif hubby...to a new family restaurant, famously called "Family Restaurant." http://plurk.com/p/s8ecw7:28 PM May 6th from web
8. feels too amorous to be going to work today... (devil) http://plurk.com/p/s52ny6:56 AM May 6th from web
9. wonders who...who wrote the book of love? http://plurk.com/p/rxdzs6:11 AM May 5th from web
10. wonders why being a woman is so damn grueling sometimes. http://plurk.com/p/rt8ae4:32 PM May 4th from web
11. asks the goddesses of construction to be watching over our home this week. GET DONE YOU BIG OAFS. http://plurk.com/p/rq8o76:45 AM May 4th from web
12. lacks motivation: needs a swift kick in the rear today. http://plurk.com/p/rj3jh6:34 AM May 3rd from web
13. wants things, stuff, and possessions. After healing from the fire, I am now feeling materialistic. http://plurk.com/p/rdos68:10 AM May 2nd from web
14. contemplates scatological functions (like snot) and giggles... (LOL) http://plurk.com/p/r6wnt6:16 AM May 1st from web
15. wants her new house, wants a smooth shift, and wants world peace. Is that too much to ask? http://plurk.com/p/r078s6:01 AM Apr 30th from web
16. forgot that the fire happened 3 months ago today. What an anniversary. http://plurk.com/p/qw9ja5:33 PM Apr 29th from web
17. is humpa humpa hump day! http://plurk.com/p/qt9k26:38 AM Apr 29th from web
18. feels happy for all the gay couples in Iowa about to take the plunge...hope the Phelps wackos stay away. http://plurk.com/p/qm5gq6:30 AM Apr 28th from web
19. survived. http://plurk.com/p/qi6016:05 PM Apr 27th from web
20. wishes she weren't allergic to Monday mornings. (sick) http://plurk.com/p/qf90p6:25 AM Apr 27th from web

There you have it: how to tweet/plurk/status update 101, by Delani Bleu.