Saturday, May 23, 2009

Plumbers on Crack

Memorial Day weekend would have been a grand time to officially move into our new house. I say "would have been" because the damn plumber did NOT finish the job as agreed. He told us he'd be done Friday, but instead, only came to measure for the job on Friday and will finish up on Tuesday.

How fucking inconsiderate and lazy. I am so mad...so close and yet so farrrrrrrrrrr.

Well, the distributive property of mathematics applies here (or is it associative?). Plumbers HAVE a crack. I have a foot that would fit in the plumber's crack. Plumbers, therefore, who blow off jobs for 5 weeks DESERVE my foot up their ass.

Ok. Better now.

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